An Open Letter to Anjem Choudary

Anjem,

I feel like I can call you that, because any alternative would be far worse.

So Muslims don’t care about free expression? I suppose no one bothered to tell Hafez, Rumi, Averroes, Rhazes, Bibi Khatun Astarabadi, Naguib Mahfouz, Muhammad Iqbal, Forough Farrokhzad, or Asghar Farhadi. Read a fucking book, Anjem. Oh right, there’s apparently only one book worth reading, and that’s apparently not worth interpreting properly. You have a choice to make- either read and understand the history of Islam, which will cure you of your radicalism, or be content with being a radical and thus not representing the Muslim community at large. Your choice.

Besides, where the fuck would you and your little gangs be without free expression. Do you think you’d be able to spread your hate and your anger if you didn’t live in a country which guaranteed your right to say all the violent, inaccurate shit you want? Somehow I doubt it.

You’re a sad, dumb hypocrite, Anjem. Enjoy the rest of your pointless existence.

Go fuck yourself,
The Staff of Them’s the Breaks, Kid

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On Charlie Hebdo

It is with a heavy heart that I write, as this week doubtless stands as one of the most difficult in recent memory. The tragic attack on the offices of Charlie Hebdo are indefensible, and the threat that such an attack poses on the values of Western Europe is truly frightening.

Make no mistake- the point of this post is not to spread some sort of obscene, hate-filled garbage under the guise of freedom of expression. Quite the contrary. Indeed, as pointed out in articles by Gawker and David Brooks, the history of Charlie Hebdo seems to shield some interesting closet-skeletons. Again, the point of this post is not to criticize the victims of an attack for saying something they should not have said. Many of the articles written during the fallout of the Charlie Hebdo attack make a decent point- quite a lot of their material (albeit decontextualized, poorly translated and ignoring the juvenile streak present in much French comedy) seems deliberately inflammatory. But as soon as we start trying to separate the world into spheres of ‘what should be said’ and ‘what shouldn’t be said,’ we approach a situation in which this sort of psychological censorship can be applied to silencing critique of our own nations and governments. This censorship, especially in the context of a militarized police force, surveillance and torture does not fill me with confidence, and represents the erosion of vital cultural values on which the West was built.

In the past few decades since Islamic fundamentalism has become a force to be reckoned with, we have been fed the narrative that these radical terrorist attacks will serve to cripple and destabilize the West. Not only does this fear serve as a further defense of the authoritarian creep, it is also fundamentally wrong. Terrorist attacks in the West are tragic and indefensible, but radical Islamist violence poses a far more immediate physical threat to other Muslims– residents of Muslim countries- than it does in the West. The threat to the West is far more pressing in the aftermath of the domestic terrorist attack than it is in the moment the bomb goes off.

When we mistake individual, peaceful Muslims for terrorists- when we seek to generalize and categorize without subtlety or realism- we commit several sins. The first and most visible is, obviously, the sin of racism, which is ironic, as Muslims are not a race. While stemming racism should be the most pressing reason to stop these generalizations, we all know that racism is wrong, and to debate that fact further implies that there is anything left to debate. There isn’t. Racism is wrong and we shouldn’t do it.

The subtler sin in engaging in senseless generalization is the narrative it creates. When we assume all Muslims to be terrorists, we create a narrative in which a monolithic West stands in opposition to a monolithic Islam- a dated and frankly idiotic us vs. them mentality. The irony here lies in the fact that radical Muslim clerics want nothing more than to be accepted as the unquestioned representatives of Islam, to the exception of more sensible, moderate interpretations. Even more ironic is that the exact same binary narrative is pushed by the radical right in Western countries, with only the protagonists of the story and their goals switched. Ultra-conservatism on both sides serve the same purpose- to wear away at the already precarious pool of Western values on which we have to draw. It is thus incumbent on us- the value-driven, peaceful people who make up the overwhelming majority of people in our world- to resist the crypto-fascist creep that imperils our world.

It would be marginally acceptable if this were the first time we failed so tremendously to do the mature thing when faced with the prospect of Islamist terrorism. But we- and by we, I mean the most powerful Western governments- have been consistent in our failure to deal adequately with Islamist terrorism throughout our attempts to do so. Icing on the cake: it probably wouldn’t have ever become a political force in the first place if it weren’t for us.

The first groups to espoused an Islamic fundamentalist ideology- Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood and Iran’s Fedayan-e-Islam (lest we forget, there is nothing ancient about Islamic fundamentalism, it is purely a 20th century development) arose as a result of hostility toward Western colonialism and Mohammad Reza Shah’s pro-Western regime. Throughout the mid-20th century, the West consistently turned a blind eye to Islamic fundamentalism, under the assumption that it was preferable to Marxism-Leninism. Famously, for the same reason, the US and the UK largely downplayed the hostility of Ayatollah Khomeini’s fundamentalists until they entered power and their true colors were shown. President Reagan then proceeded to fund the Iranian fundamentalists against Iraq, and the Afghan fundamentalists- the forebears of the Taliban- against the Soviets. And, finally, when the various alliances of convenience ended, and they ‘turned against us,’ we responded by buying their divisive propaganda and adding our own propaganda to it, gutting civil liberties of our own people (Muslim or otherwise) and beginning a campaign of persistent, unceasing warfare.

Yes, Islamic fundamentalism is, at its heart, a death cult with little respect for anyone, Muslim or otherwise. But when we witness an act as horrific as what we saw on Wednesday, we cannot ignore that we did precious little to hold the responsible actors and figures within our own countries to task. We cannot ever forgive those with blood on their hands- whether they wear breads and robes or impeccably tailored suits.

Why Doesn’t Anything Make Sense Anymore?

Often, we tend to forget that oil supply, and hence oil prices, are heavily influenced by cartels and political pressures as much (if not more so) than they are by the whims of commodity markets. The recent dip (or crash, depending on your degree of sensationalism) in oil prices seems to be an excellent example of the interconnectedness of global politics and economics, as well as the complexity of the political situation in the early 21st-century. It seems increasingly clear that the us vs. them mentality that got us through World War II and the Cold War no longer suffices, and that the survival of any one nation on the global arena depends on its ability to navigate the increasingly complex network of relations being built.

The consensus view on the recent oil price shock seems to be that it’s primarily the cause of Saudi Arabian manipulation. Specifically, the aim of this manipulation seems to be two-fold. Firstly, it is an attempt to control the effects of the shale oil boom that North Dakota is currently undergoing. It’s fundamentally a question of price elasticity of supply- Saudi Arabia knows that it has more than enough oil such that a downward shift in price will not hugely impact its coffers. The amount of extant shale oil, however, is much lower, and a price shift could affect not only shale oil revenue, but also investment in the booming shale oil industry. This apparent Saudi hostility to US interests is not new- the relationship between the Saudis and the US has always been a rather vitriolic alliance of convenience, at best; simmering hostility at worst.

The second goal of this price manipulations seems to be targeted toward Russia and Iran who, as large oil producers, effectively depend of oil revenues for balanced budgets and (broadly) functioning economies. Russia and Iran’s fingers in Syria, specifically their support for the regime of Bashar al-Assad, are a threat to the Saudi’s regional dominance, and weakening these two states may well serve as a decisive shift in the conflict. This move, coming several months into a Western effort to stop the spread of ISIS, also lends some credence toward the “the Saudis are totally funding ISIS,” which has as yet gone “unproven.”

It’s fairly clear that the aim of the Saudis is a bipartite destabilization- finding the one political move they can make which would help to weaken both their neighbors to the North and their frienemies to the West. I have long been a critic of Saudi foreign policy- they have historically shown themselves to be far too willing to shake with one hand and backstab with the other. As such, the only sensible course of action given the Saudi’s latest move is to ensure that their plan backfires. Otherwise, the terrorists, quite literally, win.

The perennially unstable three-bloc system that pits the West against Russia-China-Iran against the Sunnis Middle East is inefficient, given that two of these blocs depend on the other for their energy needs, their budgetary health and their economic competitiveness. Similarly, although the Western bloc and the Russian bloc may differ in ideology, neither bloc would be opposed to a serious reigning-in of Islamic fervor around the world. Finally, while the current set up does not provide a sufficient bulwark against the rising tide of Islamism, the combined might of four of the world’s military forces might just do the job.

The problem here is that we’ve already gone down the rabbit hole far enough that the only way out, even if temporarily, is ratcheting up brinksmanship. I am fully aware that the suggestion I gave in the above paragraph is no solution at all. Fortunately, there is a genuine solution to this issue that is technically possible- to relegate energy policy to an independent, non-sovereign, international body- much as was attempted with capital policy as a result of Bretton Woods. Unfortunately, this solution is unlikely to be enacted until we’ve gone too far- human beings have a sad tendency not to see the writing on the wall. Even more unfortunately, this solution is far from perfect- nothing says “potential corruption” like “independent international body.”

Regardless of where we end up, it’s clear that “us vs them” is dead, buried and consummately rotting.

A Knife’s Edge Perched on a Tightrope

Apparently, the inevitable has happened: according to this poorly spell-checked article, ISIS have started attacking targets within Iran. If these allegations are indeed true, then we’re poised to enter a new, even more terrifying stage of this conflict.

Iran’s Shiite-dominated government is a natural enemy of ISIS, and Iran, as a relative regional military and economic superpower with an unflinching hostility toward jihadi groups, is the safest bet toward a sustained repellent against ISIS. Although it would be jumping the gun to say that other regional powers such as Saudi Arabia or Qatar are directly aiding ISIS as many claim, certainly, their lack of direct action speaks to the fact that providing resistance to ISIS is not their first priority. As such, Iran is desperately needed as an ally in the fight against the jihadi group.

But, like everything else in the Middle East, the situation is not so simple. Firstly, the Middle Eastern tendency toward conspiratorial thinking, especially with regard to ISIS and the West vs Islam narrative, will spread a great deal of misinformation about the nature of the conflict. This misinformation could lead to misguided, poorly informed action against ISIS, which will certainly not be helped by the decentralized and secretive nature of ISIS itself. In such a mercurial conflict, proper information is key.

Secondly, the fact that the Iranian government is dominated by Shiites does not guarantee stability or unity of purpose. A hefty minority of Iranians- about 8%, according to estimates, are Sunni, and these Sunnis often belong to groups that have been marginalized and abused by the Iranian regime in the thirty-some years since the current regime took power. These groups could use any excuse to help the enemies of the Iranian regime destabilize the nation. The article cited in the first paragraph gives the example of a guard post on the border which was effectively capitulated to jihadis without a fight.

Thirdly, the legitimacy of the Iranian government within the eyes of the Iranian public is shaky, at best. Vast swaths of the working classes in Iran distrust the government for its inability to offer them economic opportunities; equally vast swaths in the middle and upper classes distrust the government for its dictatorial and non-democratic nature. This distrust could lead to two consequences- the first, an internal crackdown against dissidents which could rehash the worst excesses of Ayatollah Khomeini’s regime in the 1980s; the second, an unwillingness on the part of Iran’s largely volunteer army to fight for a regime they don’t believe in. Obviously, none of these factors will help construct the broad anti-ISIS front many throughout the Middle East and the West are looking for.

Yes, Iran could play a role in preventing ISIS’s influence from growing. But it has to negotiate a knife’s edge perched on a tightrope in order to do so. Stay tuned, folks.

ISIS’s Broken Clock

ISIS may have a point. Yeah, I know how that sounds. But hear me out.

One of ISIS’s main positions is their opposition to the Sykes-Picot borders imposed upon Middle Eastern states (or their colonial predecessors) after World War I. This is a case of a broken clock being right twice a day- although it can’t be proven (as it never happened), it’s almost certain that a Middle East in which borders are based on ethnic groups, rather than the jumbled mess that they are today, would be a significantly more stable area. The effect of ethnic fragmentation on political stability and development has been studied for years, and besides, it’s intuitive enough. It’s not difficult to imagine that nations sharing a common culture, language and goals would benefit from greater stability. Moreover, popular opposition to the Sykes-Picot borders among Middle Easterners spreads far beyond ISIS- in fact, it’s pretty much the one thing ISIS and the Kurds agree on.

ISIS is a result of political instability in the Middle East- in a world without Sykes-Picot, there probably would never been an ISIS. Interestingly, ISIS’s proposed solution would only exacerbate the current instability- hey, let’s take a bunch of fragmented countries, dissolve the borders and cram even more incompatible groups of people together. And while we’re at it, let’s impose a social code which no more than a tiny minority of the people living there agree with! Not to get all internet about it, but this theory brings to mind another historical figure.*

In an ideal world, the US would not need to intervene in Iraq. But that seems to be happening anyway, and they may as well try to do it “well.” The US seems to underestimate both popular opposition to the Sykes-Picot borders and the benefit that they could glean from using that opposition. An air campaign against a decentralized force such as ISIS requires the outlay of literally millions of dollars while targeting no more than a handful of ISIS fighters at a time. This is not a strategy. It is, at best, a stopgap. As we only really have the vaguest idea of what ISIS is and how it operates, we don’t have the option of targeting its leaders or its central organization. The best we can do is stop them from getting in and out of Syria and Iraq, to keep them out of cities and towns, and to thwart their progress by literally limiting their movement. Needless to say, these restrictions can only be applied on the ground.

Hypothetically, this situation leaves the US the option of collaborating with Iran (for which Obama will never be forgiven) or starting another ground invasion (for which Obama will never be forgiven, albeit by different people, myself included.)

Or does it? What if we used, say, a handful of elite troops from various Western nations to train individual groups of Kurdish, Shia, Sunni, Assyrian, Yazidi, Shabak, etc., fighters. These people are the natural enemies of ISIS and for once, the West could use the expertise of people who have been living in these areas for years. And, rather than using Western soldiers who are fighting for no more than a paycheck, healthcare and maybe a shot at college, these fighters would be fighting for their own nations- their land, their people, where they have lived, loved, worked and died for hundreds of years. There is too much at stake here to entrust it to robots or mercenaries.

* This is hyperbole, and, with a bit of luck, it will stay that way.